a-s-s

why do i play when i'm just gonna get lined up? probably 'cuz i'm a sucker for competition, and i'm not one to back down from any challenge.

although i'm usually lined up more than anyone else, i live for when it isn't me up against the fence. seeing pain and anguish in my friends' faces is priceless. i know i could easily just punch them in the face or something, but where's the fun in that?